when I discovered that Doug Chaplin was less of a Calvinist than I. I thought for sure I would have him beat, but alas I am, in fact, more of a Calvinist than Clayboy. How embarrassing! How Calvinistic are YOU?
Posted by: Michael | July 14, 2009
How Calvinistic are YOU? You can imagine my horror
Posted in Uncategorized | Tags: Calvinism, humor
that’s bad news for you lad. you have to have at least 51% to be numbered among the elect.
By: Jim on July 14, 2009
at 6:18 pm
Clever, Jim, but isn’t election corporate?
Oops, that’s not very Calvinistic of me, is it?
By: Michael on July 14, 2009
at 6:56 pm
I took the test in boredom waiting for my parents to return from the store. I gota 58%, but I’m not buying it. Some of the questions were ridiculous (most, actually). Either I had no clue what they were asking, or simply didn’t think either response was proper to my feelings. Hey Jim, are Calvinists wishy-washy? Doubt it.
I’m a religiously liberal, politically conservative postmodern. Where does that place me?
By: John Anderson on July 14, 2009
at 6:27 pm
Yes, John, I’m with you on this one. I felt that, on some of those questions and explanations, you could replace “Chuck Norris” and it would have worked just fine.
“Chuck Norris always keeps his promises.”
By: Michael on July 14, 2009
at 6:58 pm
But that would be a true statement though.
By: John Anderson on July 14, 2009
at 8:24 pm
I got a 67%. The weirdest question was the one about a vacation on the off chance. Is that a British phrase?
By: Kyle Clark on July 14, 2009
at 8:02 pm
I have no idea. Very strange though, isn’t it?
By: Michael on July 14, 2009
at 9:36 pm
well john- that makes ya straw fit for the pit…
;-P
By: Jim on July 14, 2009
at 8:35 pm
Spoken as a true Calvinist, Jim!
By: Michael on July 14, 2009
at 9:37 pm
Thanks, Jim. You’re not the first person to send me to hell, and I’m certain you won’t be the last!
I just trust that when I fall, Luther will be there to catch me. Then I will ascend with Luther to the Heavens. Beautiful. (wink)
By: John Anderson on July 14, 2009
at 11:41 pm
[...] I was rather hoping for something like what Doug Chaplin or Michael Whitenton, who fared much better than I. Of course, I am taking it like golf – the lower the number, [...]
By: Am I that Depraved that I am a Calvinist? | The Church of Jesus Christ on July 14, 2009
at 9:46 pm
This was all practical stuff. I scored 61%, but if it were all theological I probably would have scored 2%
By: Luke on July 14, 2009
at 10:41 pm
Yeah, I was disappointed to score so bloody high.
By: Michael on July 16, 2009
at 9:06 pm
[...] of 47%, which means that I am “somewhat of a Calvinist”. That’s more than Michael, and a lot more than Doug, but much less than [...]
By: Gentle Wisdom » My C-Factor: they say I am “somewhat of a Calvinist” on July 15, 2009
at 4:27 am
Since we can’t convert them to Calvinism by our arguments, Just let them take a Quiz…
Not really. But a quiz has been floating around the Christian blogosphere called the C-Factor, Are you a Calvinist? convincing a bunch of non-Calvinists that they’re more Calvinist than they would have us believe:
At 28%
1. Doug
2.
At 39%
1. Mic…
By: New Leaven on July 16, 2009
at 7:44 pm